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Red Dirt Boy

John G. Hartness

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Copyright 2010 John Hartness

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Available in print from Falstaff Books Charlotte, NC 2009

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My heroes are Johnny Cash

and Johnny Bob.

This is for them.


Red Dirt Boy

The Deflowering of the Baptist Deacon’s Daughter

We sang Van Morrison in the key of Budweiser

and danced barefoot in the moonlight,

kissed like it was breakfast with our toes in the creek

while I wrapped you in my faded blue jean jacket.

We woke up in the grass wearing dewdrops and smiles,

staggered drunk on each other

back to that rustbucket Chevy with the cracked vinyl seats.

You jumped out giggling at the mailbox

so Daddy wouldn’t see me in the daylight

and I burned rubber back to the main road

dodging birdshot, big brothers and the highway patrol.

Death of a Small-Town Sports Hero

The middle-aged high school football hero

stood on the fifty-yard line and looked around

at the wreckage of his adulthood

scattered in the laurel wreaths of his youth

as trophies and whiskey bottles and wedding rings

glinted in the grass while the dew

slowly soaked the cuffs

of his bulging size 48 elastic waistband slacks

and ruined his expensive Italian shoes.

He stood there swaying to the deafening chants

of the nubile cheerleaders that still sucked his dick

on the hood of his dad’s Chevy behind the field house

in the shards of his bourbon-hued memories.

The golden boy turned used-car-huckster

with bad knees and failed hair replacement

sat down in the middle of the field,

wrapped his arms around the broken pieces

of the state MVP trophy,

that plastic and lead painted pinnacle of his life

and kissed goodnight to the Saturday Night

Special.

Small Caliber Love

Tequila Sunrise (not her real name)

smoothed an imaginary wrinkle

out of her cerulean alligator-skin miniskirt,

steadied her aim

with the nickel-plated .25 automatic

I gave her for our six-month anniversary

and called me a sonofabitch

one more time.

I had just enough time to contemplate the headlines

“Drunken Poet Murdered by Muse

in No-Tell Motel.”

before Sunny (still not

her real name)

sneezed

and her allergies

blew a hole

in the Room 438 TV screen.

She jumped,

I dove,

but the poor Zenith

was a goner.

After the tears and hysterical giggles

and phone calls from security

faded into memory,

we brushed the glass off the comforter,

turned on the fan in the bathroom

and screwed like teenagers

on a rollercoaster

until the headboard broke

and spilled us laughing and sweating

onto the floor.

Change

There’s a white man painted crimson

with a black boy’s blood

ducking bricks in the streets of Port-Au-Prince

while white women cross the streets of Manhattan

to get away from the black millionaire

in his thug life costume and glittered grill.

There’s a white man staring at a statue

in an Atlanta park

looking at the White House

with a black man in it

and thinking this isn’t the country he knew.

There’s a black champion on the side of a river in Louisville

watching his medal sink in the water

because in 1960 Kentucky a champ

is still a boy.

But on a playground in South Carolina

there’s a timid little white kid

standing scared by the fence

wondering where his momma went

until a chubby black girl with pigtails and pink barrettes

leads him to the seesaw

and he makes a colorblind friend.

God Bless

I see you standing on the street corner

with no left foot,

cardboard sign saying “Please

help. God Bless.”

When he obviously didn’t

bless us all

at least not that sweaty morning

when the dust and the sand and the blood

all ran together like the mud of hell

and you left the best part of your twenty-fifth year

scattered along a Fallujah roadside

while some Senator’s kid sped drunk

through Georgetown safely wrapped inside

a Hummer with thicker plate

than the one laying on top

of that red-headed corporal from Georgia

that always had a spare smoke or two.

I don’t look in your eyes when I give you a dollar,

because that way I still have the balls

to feel good about myself.

Dancing with Fireflies

She stands by the edge of the yard

barely out of earshot

(at least that’s what she’s pretending

just like I’m pretending not to notice

she’s pushing boundaries again)

and whirls round and around,

sturdy baby-fat legs grapevining

on her twirling tippy-toes,

blonde curls dancing in the dusklight

until she collapses,

wreathed in giggles and grass stains,

laughing up at the starlight starbright

first star she sees tonight


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