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Sometimes You Love To Kill People

written by: brado creamed corn author: Bradley R. A. Pine

Copyright Bradley R. A. Pine 1993

Published by: brado creamed corn recordings Publishing at: Smashwords


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THE CRUCIFIXION HIGHWAY

the squirrels work for billy slowing down my communion

the priests watch the power lines the crucifixion highway


POPE

i'm goin' to the vatican i'm gonna kill me the fuckin' pope


NIAGARA FALLS

canadian bacon niagara falls pigsty welcome the casino

featurin' a drive-by

the casino is in the falls the fall is in the casino niagara falls is a hole

under mafioso control

well, this city brings me down it's a dirty, filthy town

a circus without a clown the godfather holds the crown


FASHION YOURSELF

fashion yourself to death wear a noose like a tie


CABLE READY

spirituality is now cable ready please bring me back my soul re-subscribe the service


WASH YOUR TOOL

remember to wash your tool shortly after misusing it


SUICIDES SENSE

suicide's for the sensitive at heart now if you kill yourself, i'm not responsible


ASSASSINATE

bring me your majesty i know he's anti-christ

procuring a rifle ready now lock and load

assassinate yourself


TALK TO A DEAD PSYCHIC

i wanna talk to a dead psychic i just think it would mean a lot more


WALK THROUGH A CEMETERY

walk through a cemetery look at the tombstones around

you will learn a lot from it realize undying love


EHJACKYOULATE

holy jack careohwhack cut me slack butt me crack eh jack you late for school


COFFEE SHOP CANCER

coffee shop gossip tree surviving the scandals

the seat was the soapbox for lies as they enjoy

cancer with coffee and donuts


PSYCHODRAMATICS

well, when the sex slaying became too boring i turned myself in

the mental institution did wonders those damn squirrels are psychotic

the sanitarium for psychodramatics


HANGING OUT WITH THE DEAD

hanging out with the dead and whispering discussing today's quality of rope


THE DEEPEST ARE THE DEAD

a voice once said 'the deepest are the dead'

maybe that's why everyone here's narrow

suicide was the artistic statement the friend i never knew chose to create

i learned to respect his place of demise a different landscape perspective


SOPRANOS TOWN

come back come back come back to Sopranos town
La Serva such a long time. Still, your body
s not found
Ralphy
s gonna pay, cause its Tonys way
dare you to come back come back come back to Soprano
s town
serving a little time, then Pauly
s freedom bound
deal with the devil, media helps to kill
we should all: come back come back come back to Soprano
s town,
in New Jersey


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